Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Black Roses

In a sneak preview of Strange Killers Week, I bring you this Poor Bastard from Black Roses.  One of the lead's dads is a working man.
Unfortunately, his son has brought in a Black Roses record (in the mid-80s?) into the house.  This thing mutates and...
Holy shit- Reptile from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation just popped out of his speaker!  You'd better move before...
Oops- too late.  Now you're dead via a cheap shadow effect.
The moral of this story- don't have a kid who listens to rock & roll.  If you do, you'll be killed for no good reason.

Next up, a two-part look at some Poor Bastards from REC 2.  First up, a man dies while trying to deliver medicine.  Stay tuned...

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