Friday, July 10, 2026

Forgotten Sequels: Piranha 2- The Spawning

 Everyone has to start somewhere in any Industry.
In this case, it is James Cameron getting his first gig as a Director on today's Film- Piranha 2: The Spawning, the 1981 Sequel to the Cult Classic.

There are many caveats here, but I'll get to that.

This is a Sequel made in Italy by a man named Ovidio G. Assonitis.  And yes, that is his real last name.
He Produced many Films that only true connoisseurs of foreign nonsense have seen and sometimes love like Beyond the Door, Tentacles and The Iron Warrior.

In this case, he needed an American name on his Sequel (to a Film that he didn't make) and ultimately settled on James Cameron, fresh off working on Roger Corman's Productions.

The Plot involves those damn Piranhas back for more in a Plot that actually mirrors some future Jurassic Park Films.  

Is this Euro Trash with an American Title?  To find out, read on...

My version has a different Subtitle.
A Cold Open (literally) has a Couple diving down to have sex in a shipwreck.  Take note, Kash Patel!
They die.

The nearby Island is full of Tourists and overseen by a single Sheriff/Law Figure- Lance Henriksen.
There's a Jaws-like Mayor figure in the form of the Resort Owner.

He does all of the usual stuff you'd expect.
Our Heroine- who would reunite with Cameron for Titanic- is the Diving Instructor/Tour Guide.

She's this Film's Hooper, but she's also the ex-Wife of Henriksen (this Film's Brody).
As a bonus, their Son is in peril for the climax, giving us a taste of Jaws 2.
While this is officially directed by Cameron, he only claims credit for 2 Scenes.  

In the first one, the guy who kept hitting on 'Hooper' goes with her to check out the body of a victim.
They used a real Morgue btw!
They are chased off by a Local Worker, who sticks around with the corpse uncovered long enough for one of the Piranha to fly out of an open wound!

We later learn from the guy above that they were crossbred with a bunch of other species as some sort of military weapon (or something), but escaped.
Yes, this is oddly similar to Jurassic World in that regard.
One of the Fishermen- Gabby- finds his son killed by one of the Piranhas.

He plans revenge, using the dynamite that he and the son were fishing with when Lance first met them.
That night, all of the warnings are ignored and the beach is opened...but at night.

The Tourists act out a ritual where they march to the Sea...and the Piranhas fly at them, killing many!

Gabby shows up after the survivors are behind a door and plans his revenge...only to be killed instantly.
My...arc...was pointless.
The Son and a girl he likes snuck away earlier, setting up the Jaws 2 bit I mentioned.

In the other bit that Cameron Directed, Lance finds them in his Helicopter and, instead of landing, jumps out and it explodes.

Helicopters famously explode upon contact with water.
They take a boat to get away as 'Hooper' and the guy try to set up bombs made by Gabby to blow up the eggs in the wreck.

The guy is killed by the fish- as Story Law demands- and they save the day via a giant explosion.

The End (until the 1995 Remake).

A pretty forgettable 'Sequel,' save for a few minutes throughout.

This one was supposedly going to try and get Kevin McCarthy to make a Cameo as his Piranha character and die off.  That never happened.

What we're left with is a Film that very, very much feels like an Italian Monster Movie.
It has all of the benchmarks, including much superfluous nudity and sleazy people.

There is also LOTS of stuff ripped off of/inspired by Jaws, which is pretty damn common in Italian Cinema between 1976 and 1996.

The FX work also led to what made the Face Huggers in Cameron's Aliens, so some good came of this.

I'd love to say more about this being a 'hidden gem' or something, but...nah.
It has some moments, at least.

Speaking of moments, now is the right one to bring this back...

Next time, Roger Moore is back in his (arguably) most maligned Bond Film.  Is this Sci-Fi premise too much for the Series?  Stay tuned...

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Tubi Thursday: Slithis (1978)

 To Spawn or not to Spawn- that is a question.

The Title Card says Spawn of the Slithis.  Every single Poster and DVD says Slithis.

Regardless, here's a '70s Alien Monster Movie that I have somehow not reviewed yet!

A pair of kids are playing frisbee by the Canal in Venice, California.

For no good reason (unless the Film ran short), they both run to the edge in Snyder-style slow motion and find two dead dogs.

They are never seen again.
Some unseen creature with Monster POV that looks like they put a coke bottle on a camera kills a Couple, after they argue about wearing a bathrobe.

This Film is Rated PG.
Our Hero is a High School Journalism Teacher who decides to work the case.  He looks like a young Steve Guttenberg.

What does he find out?
Well, a soil sample is given to this John Landis-looking guy.

He tells our Hero that it contains a substance called Slithis, stuff made by nuclear radiation and gunk.

That's where the Title comes from and why the Title Card makes more sense, as the creature was exposed to said substance.
They speak to this Scientist- who was also exposed to some stuff- about how to prove the existence of the substance.

This sets him on a path to hire a boat, which will pay off later.
Another night finally gives us a proper glimpse of the titular creature as it stalks a Hobo.

It... looks like if H.R. Giger created the Ninja Turtles.
It looks like those drawings of the dinosaur-Human Hybrids from the planned Jurassic Park 4.

It looks...ugly.
The Film has a put of a problem focusing, so it spends a good 5-10 minutes following this couple driving to a boat and eventually being killed.

Our Heroes can't get help from the Cops, so they try to catch the creature.

The Captain and our Hero finally slay the beast, the former saying that the beast should be returned to the Ocean.
As they do so, it comes back to life and the Film ends on a bleak freeze frame.
People were depressed in the '70s and they made it your problem!
It's not bad, but it's not great.

Positives first...
The Film has a unique look with its regional Venice, California Setting.
The creature looks appropriately freaky.
I enjoy a Giallo-style Hero who wants to solve the case because he simply hates teaching.

The negatives are pretty notable too though.
Pacing is an issue, as some Scenes are really drawn out.
One in particular features constant cuts to our Hero reacting and, well, he's not the most dynamic guy.

I legit do not get why they spend a whole section of the Film (which is just under 90 minutes) on this random couple, their ride home, the romance and then the creature attack.

Aside from that, there's the bones of a really good Movie here that, like others, could do with a Remake.  Why Remake the good ones, when there are so many Films like this?

A decent enough Film at moments, but it definitely has pacing issues.  A tighter, more focused Remake would honestly be great.

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Streaming Standard: X-Men '97- Season 2's Premiere Episodes

 We're back in the '90s!

The Show is back for another Season after a long delay.  Fittingly, this delay led to 3 Episodes about Time Travel coming out first!

I'll keep this as SPOILER-free as possible, but I do have to reference the Ending of Season 1.

Let's get out first taste of...

This Season's Villain is Apocalypse!

Hey, it's the tease of Wolverine and The X-Men finally paying off after over a Decade!
The Team is split up in Time and Space by a mysterious force.

In Episode 1, we see the group in the far Future as they see the now-adolescent Cable and try to guide him towards his destiny.
Episode 2 takes us back to the Present (of the Show) and follows those left behind.

Sunspot and Jubilee are recruited by Cable as part of his new X-Force.

They discover that a different team is also acting in the X-Men's absence...
X-Factor!

Last seen in Cold Comfort, the Team is working to capture all of the Mutants that they can find and rounding them up for 'their safety.'

I thought I could trust you, Strong Guy!
In the final Episode of the release, we see the team that was sent back to the Past.

They are teamed up with a pre-evil (well, mostly) Apocalypse as Magneto tries to rewrite history by getting him on their side.

Sadly, the slew of Star Trek: TNG Voice Actors are in the way!

To find out how it goes, Stream the Episodes now (before Episode 4 drops)!
A strong batch of Episode that makes up for all of the wait!

Obviously, many things happened behind the Scenes that likely delayed things.  Even so, we have good content to enjoy.

Episode 1 is a fun reintroduction to everyone and gives off real Terminator vibes.
Episode 2 is a good example of a Side Story and let us see many, many Cameos.  Just Google it and you'll see.
Episode 3 is the first of a 2-Parter, so don't expect everything to be settled.  It's still a great use of the Characters.

The pairings have mostly paid off quite well, from Rogue and Nightcrawler bonding to Jubilee butting heads with Cable.
We don't see any of the sort-of flirting with Morph and Wolverine here, but there's time (if it is continuing).

This Season really has a nice chance to breathe with this setup and I'm hopeful that it continues that way.

As always, people love to make Fake AI Trailer Images.  This one is from November!
We'll see if any of it comes true.
I'll likely cover the remaining Episodes in batches, but time will tell.  For now, enjoy the '90s!

Monday, July 6, 2026

Impossibly-Cool Cover Art 3-Pack: Without Warning (1980)

 A few weeks back, I watched the Cult Classic Film known simply as 'Without Warning.'

While getting my Screencaps, I found some different Posters for it.

Both are from the same design, but a little bit different.


First up, a Swedish Poster that gets the scale a bit wrong...

So, if you don't know, the Alien Hunter does throw/launch things that look like this.

Said things are also like 6-10 inches in diameter.
This makes them look like Alien Saucers coming to eat you!

(We wouldn't get until Nope)


We also have an American version of the Poster that tweaks the Title ever so lightly...
Same giant mouths.
This is thankfully not the TV Movie of The Langoliers!

As a bonus, here's an alternate Poster that seems to split the difference Title-wise...

What is the Title again?

Who cares?  This is a great Poster.

Sunday, July 5, 2026

Al's Birthday Review: 8½ (1963)

 Hello everyone - Bob here, back for another birthday review for Al. 

This time, Al's given me  (Otto e mezzo), a film by Federico Fellini.


8½, so named at least partially because the director viewed it as the 8½th film he had directed, is a highly respected film: winner of an Academy Award for Best Foreign Language film, on the British Film Institute's list of the greatest films of all time, marked as a film to be saved by the Italian Ministry of Cultural Heritage, and listed as a highly important film by no less than the Vatican itself. 

So, given that pedigree, do I agree that this is a darn good film?

Yes! Yes, I do.

Let's be clear: is a deeply weird film, obtuse at times, deliberately unclear at times, and filled with confusion. But it's also very, very good. 

So: in keeping with my normal method when I review films I actually think people should probably see, I'm going to try to avoid heavy spoilers (though I would say that the plot of this film is not highly detailed in any case and the focus of why it is a good film has less to do with plot than with mood, tone, feeling, and thematic reflection). 

But, if you want to go into it totally blind and just need an opinion on whether you should see it, you can skip the rest of this review and just go with: yes, you should. Just bear in mind it is in (primarily) Italian, so unless you speak that you'll be watching with subtitles.

Also, to that end - if you need a place to watch it, it's on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100050134/8-1-2

Now, to actually do a review of this thing.

is fundamentally a film about making a film, and what happens when that gets difficult - when someone starts questioning their vision, their abilities, their very film concept.
It's also a film about life - how one comes to terms with who and what they are, and with who and what the people around them are and are to them. It's about how we work through ideas, both in creative arts and in our own self-concepts.


The film centers on Guido Anselmi (Marcello Mastroianni), a film director planning a sci-fi epic. Guido is, however, stuck. Extremely stuck. Completely unable to make a movie stuck. Which is a problem, because the process of making the movie is continuing despite that stuck-ness. 

Basically, this is a film about writer's block and how incredibly much it sucks. Try as he might, Guido's not only not managing to write for his film, he's unable to make even the slightest decisions about it - unable to decide on actors or actresses, unable to tell any existing actors or actresses the slightest details about their roles, unable to explain details of the production to the crew. 

Meanwhile, Guido's marriage is faltering, in no small part due to him having an affair, and in no small part as well due to him being distant and unable to truly connect with his wife. He's struggling to find an idea, struggling to find love, struggling to connect with anyone or anything, in fact, on anything more than a surface level. 

He's a man who feels he should believe in his idea and pursue it but doesn't know what that idea is. He has passion, it just doesn't have anywhere to go. He fears whether what he has thought of as a temporary pause might in fact be not only the end of his filmmaking career, but a revelation that he had no talent to begin with.


Along the way, he interacts with various people in his life - a friend with a much younger fiancé (said fiancé is deeply, wonderfully weird in an intense way), the members of his film and production crew, the woman he's having an affair with, his wife, his wife's friends, the memory of his father, his mother, Catholic priests, even flashbacks to his life as a boy in Catholic school and his encounter with a woman on a beach. 

Through it all, he also has visions of his ideal woman, Claudia, who he continually hopes will join his film despite his uncertainty about what that film is going to be and whether he can even make it.


One of the interesting things with is that it's not always easy to say what actually happens in the film, and what is in Guido's head. Reality and vision blend together for him, and in many scenes intrude upon each other, sometimes clearly, sometimes less so. 

The film's goal is less to tell you the story of Guido's troubles, and more to show you Guido's mental state - his deep confusion and disorder. To that end, dialogue and scenes can sometimes become deeply strange as it becomes deliberately unclear whether what a character is saying is actually what a character is saying, or what Guido perceives them as saying.

Some events clearly happen, while others are clearly Guido just picturing or daydreaming about what might occur.
Some events exist in a kind of dreamlike middle between those two, where something like them could be occurring but probably not exactly as shown.
Still other scenes blend into each other rather than having a solid break - often, there will be a point where something incongruous happens towards the end of a scene which turns out to lead into the next that's taking place at a different place and time entirely (especially when that next scene is going to be one that's more in Guido's headspace than in reality).

It's very effective at showing you the point of view of a man who is trapped in confusion and uncertainty. It's not quite an unreliable narrator film - for the most part, you're getting a real depiction of enough of the story to catch what's actually going on - but the point of view is definitely skewed and warped by Guido's distress and perplexity.

It could make it hard to connect with the film regardless were it not for one thing: the cast is really, really good. Marcello Mastroianni as Guido is excellent, coming off as charming and likeable despite his many, many flaws and his lack of ability to connect. The film is part comedy and in large part that works because Mastroianni is very good at quick banter, excellent expressions, and some very nice instances of physical comedy that hits just the right notes without going over the top. He plays Guido as an exhausted man who is overcome by his own ambition and his own mistakes, and is just trying to muddle through, unable to figure out a way to move forward but also unable to figure out a way to stop. 

Everyone in the film is great, in fact. Anouk Aimée as Guido's wife Luisa puts on a powerful, complex performance as a woman trying to give her husband another chance, as well as the versions of Luisa that exist purely within Guido's head. Sandra Milo as Carla, Guido's lover, is lively, vibrant, and often bizarre, simultaneously shallow and not at all shallow, and a person with a strange sort of view on relationships as she constantly speaks of how much she loves her husband to the person she is cheating having an affair with. Barbara Steele is an absolute scene stealer as Gloria, the aforementioned intense fiancé of Guido's friend Mario (Mario Pisu) - she plays the role as off-kilter, erratic, and often just weirdly off in fascinating ways. Claudia Cardinale plays Claudia, the woman Guido wishes to cast in his film, and plays both Guido's repeated visions of Claudia and what is at least most likely the real Claudia late film. All these performances, and others (some production crew members play fictional versions of themselves and are among the best and most affecting performances in the film in scenes where they confront Guido about their inability to help him make his film when he can't tell them what to do), are engrossing and easy to connect with despite the film itself being intentionally disjointed, distant, and focused on themes of disconnection, confusion, and distress.


I do feel the film has its flaws. Most notably, it sets up some interesting subplots that don't really go anywhere, most notably Mario and Gloria, who take up a lot of screen time and are interesting and fun to watch but don't really have a plot so much as just...be there as kind of a reflection of Guido's own marital situation and struggles with relationships.

 They serve well in their role in the film but they are also interesting enough that I kind of wanted to see more of what happens with them, and the film sets up a question of whether Gloria truly loves Mario or is just after his money and then never really progresses with that in meaningful fashion. (Mario's interesting take at one point: she's probably after my money, but there's lots of younger rich guys around she could've picked instead, but she chose me, and I'm choosing to find meaning in that.) 

There's also some extended sequences with an actress who is desperate to find out what her role is, and while obviously that's there to show the effects that Guido is having on everyone making his film by being unable to explain it, the actress herself was an interesting character who it would've been neat to see develop some more beyond just being a symbol of a problem.

But again, telling the story is less the point than showing the mental state, so it's understandable that the film doesn't really focus on telling its subplots. Guido is the focus, and other characters matter mostly in how they relate to his life situation, work situation, and mental state. 

We are allowed to have glimpses of these people as they relate to Guido, not of the parts of their lives that have nothing to do with him. So, I recognize that this is an intentional effect - even so, there were characters I simply would have loved to connect with more. It just isn't that kind of film.


I also feel the film simultaneously nails its ending, goes too direct with its ending, and goes too vague with its ending, which I recognize is a statement that maybe...shouldn't be possible? 

Hopefully without spoiling too much, the ending forces a confrontation between Guido's inability to decide and direct and the needs of the film, pushes him to his breaking point, reaches a false ending via Guido's misperceptions, and resolves in a pleasant way. As part of that, though, a character makes a statement about Guido's intent that maybe is a bit too direct for a film that has largely been content to let its audience draw its own conclusions thus far, but the ending also still seems part dream and part reality, making the audience decide what is actually happening. I would say it comes off as satisfying but not entirely clear. It gives an answer to the questions of the film - it doesn't just leave you saying, "huh?" - but that answer is simultaneously blunt and vague in different ways. Not so blunt as to be ruinous, however, and not so vague as to be unsatisfying - it all fits with the tone of the film, and there's a sentimentality to it that gives it connection. 

And, again...what matters to this film is less what happens and more what is going on in the mind of its main character when things happen, and in that, the ending succeeds beautifully at showing a resolution to the conflict that has tormented Guido throughout.

As a fascinating factoid, incidentally - it's reported that this ending sequence is in fact based on something that happened to the actual director of while making itself. Fellini himself had difficulties deciding on the details of , and was forced into a confrontation with his own doubts, fears, and uncertainties in much the same way as it happens in the penultimate scene of  itself. 

It was there that he realized that he wished to make a film about that very uncertainty, and the film began to fall into place. You can see that in the film itself quite well - is, in many ways, a film about making  itself, and at many points references its own production.

I'm going to leave it there, as honestly I think is better watched without overpreparation. It's better to go in with less information than with more, so you can experience the film rather than looking for things I've mentioned or commented on. 

I'll just also mention that I found the use of language in the film utterly fascinating at times - there are a few scenes that are conducted in multiple languages - Italian, English, and I believe French at times - and they work quite smoothly while also nicely adding to the feeling of disorientation the film promotes. 


Another interesting factor: even in Italian, the speech looks obviously dubbed at times. From what I understand, that's because it was: it was the practice at the time in Italian cinema to dub the lines in post-production, and Fellini himself liked to often have the actors just say random lines on set during filming and to write the final lines in post-production and have them dubbed in then. 

So, often, the actors and actresses don't seem to be saying what it looks like they're saying because they aren't

Overall -  is interesting, unusual, and well worth a watch. It is a deeply artistic film, but an entertaining one at the same time - the two are, unfortunately, sometimes separate concepts and proves they do not have to be separate at all. 

It is weird, sometimes questioning, filled with its own doubts and with the flaws of its main character, but at the same time, it is just a good watch, and a deeply fascinating treatise on the creative process itself.

Technically, there's a Sequel too.

Happy Birthday, Al, and thanks for an actual good film this year.

Friday, July 3, 2026

Immediate Response: Supergirl (2026)

 I had a busy week (or so) and couldn't get to this one until today.

It's time to watch...

The Good
* The Film has a very unique vibe, taking predominantly in Outer Space and involving lots of various Alien Races. 
It's like the Lobby Scene in every Men in Black Film, but many times in 1 Film.
* This Supergirl feels unique.  She has experienced trauma and is escaping it until fate makes her act.

* The Brigands are good enemies, with their Ravager-like attire and being easily hated.  Their Leader is just a mean, mean dude.
* The way we learn Supergirl's background and how it plays out is well done.

* Lobo is a fun distraction and does add lots to the Story.
* The Character Arcs across the board are well done.

The Bad
* Because the extent of her Origin is revealed later, early response to Supergirl and her antics might be taken the wrong way.
* I would have loved to see her in the suit before the Finale.

* Hopefully more of these cosmic adventures can include some form of the Green Lantern Corps.  I'd settle for just G'Nort.
* Some people are calling some of Supergirl's actions as 'controversial.'  I don't see it, but that's just me.


Nothing is bad as this picture I found on Google though.

A Film that manages to do its own thing- whether it works for you or not.  Here's to more creativity and more of Milly as Supergirl.

Thursday, July 2, 2026

Tubi Thursday: Day the World Ended (1955)

 As a reminder, last week's Film was a confusingly titled Remake of this Film.

I thought 'You either watch this now or never,' so it's a case of Deja Vu here with...

This original film gives us a few glimpses of the other survivors as they seek shelter and THEN the House with the Father and Daughter.

Richard Denning- aka the blond jerk from Creature from the Black Lagoon- is our Lead here as the good Brother.
Like last time, the duo are mourning the apparent loss of her offscreen and only in a picture fiancee with the residency goes from 2 people to 7!

At least this Dad doesn't look like her Grandpa instead.
The group gathers and the Dad explains that they must ration food to survive until the radiation goes away.

So... several years then?

In this one, he explains via a map why the area is safe, but in the Remake he brought out a diorama (that I guess he made in his spare time).

Both also likely inspired by the Plot of '70s YA Novel Z for Zachariah (and its odd Film adaptation)
Weeks pass by means of the dialog simply telling us that they did.  I guess nothing of note happened, eh?

The Brother- who should have died from the rads- is mutating and this reminds the Dad of Animals he saw mutated via the H-Bomb.

Both versions feature a description of a monkey's skin turning into metal and never showing it.  Boo!
The Brother keeps wandering off (Scenes mostly omitted) and killing game in the area...but so does a barely seen creature!

The Cast dwindles as personal conflicts and tragedy (like the death of a Donkey named Diablo) lead to their deaths.

The Jerk Guy is just as bad here AND he looks like he was auditioning to be Sean Connery's Stunt Double (several years too early).
Eventually, the main creature- they only state that there is one here and not many- kills another mutated guy and then the Brother.

He was at Stage 1 of the change and this fella was at Stage 3 (of 3?)
It finally all comes to a head as the Creature fulfills the quote by carrying the unconscious lady (as regular Suit Designer/Performer Paul Blaisdell did a few times).

Our Hero saves her and hides in the Lake at her suggestion.
The pure water is poison to the creature and the rain kills him.

Dad kills the Jerk Guy and then dies from radiation poisoning (he seemed fine a minute earlier) and the duo walk out into the new world.

The Beginning.
It's like buying one of those dollar store burgers you heat up vs. going to a good (but not great) restaurant for a real burger.

The basics are all the same.
The Plot- even in that Remake- had potential.  

This one does slightly more with it, at least.  It made you feel for the Leads and even the less than pristine Ruby.
The Jerk Guy is still a jerk and our Hero is still pretty milquetoast though.

The Film was not a huge budget affair (about $96,000) and shot quickly (10 days), but looks and feels more expensive than the Remake.

The Creature is a fun oddity too.  Blaisdell didn't realize that the suit was porous btw, so he nearly drowned in his own creation!

Day the World Ended doesn't break the mold or define the Genre, but it is good for fans of the pulp stuff and is notable for being Corman's first Sci-Fi Film.

The original is far better than the Remake.  Thankfully for my sanity, it was a generally decent to good Film all around for its time.