Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Impossibly-Cool Cover Art: Equalizer 2008

It's never a good idea to put a year in your title.  It just dates you much more quickly than you realize.  The only way to distract from this is to put explosions and giant guns on yoru cover.

Holy crap- that gun has at least three barrels on it!  I think that thing would dislocate your shoulder if you even dared to fire it!  Oh yeah, there's a lot of other shit going on there too.  It's just hard not to focus on the gun.

Up next, I want to showcase a series of movie posters that show you monster scenes that they couldn't possibly match.  Way to sell me a lie!  Stay tuned...

1 comment:

  1. Good thing: the final war is over. Bad thing: inexplicably, the battle has just begun. I would have added a 6 pack of bear and the hero headbutting a shark to make this even more manly