MONDO BIZARRO: VHS For The Win: Slashdance

Sunday, February 21, 2010

VHS For The Win: Slashdance

First off, I swear that this is a real movie. Here is the IMDB page to prove it. So yeah, this is the poster...

Holy crap, I have no idea what to think!! A dominatrix with a shotgun? A busty (no offense) version of Amanda Bynes in a piece of cotton pretending to be a shirt? Low-rent Julian Sands standing behind them in an over-dramatic pose? I want this movie!

Next up, a pair of boxes that try to disguise a shitty Al Adamson movie as something great. If only this were true. Stay tuned...

2 comments:

Steve MillerFebruary 22, 2010 at 7:30 AM
I didn't even know that film HAD a poster. Not that it bears much resemblance to anythining in the film...
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Alec PridgenFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:48 AM
I got this from a secret treasure trove (read: website). When I'm mostly done with this VHS page segment, I'll share the link.

I'd do it now, but it would kill most of the coming surprises. I'm sure that you all understand. :-)
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Round 18

1. Grim (Mondo Bizarro): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-grim-1995.html

2. Beyond (2014) {Mondo Bizarro}: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-beyond-2014.html

3. Homoti (Homo E.T.) {Mondo Bizarro}: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-homoti.html

4. Manos- The Hands of Fate (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/03/project-terrible-manos-the-hands-of-fate/

5. Breeders (1997) {Mondo Bizarro}: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-breeders-1997.html

6. Rappin' (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/05/project-terrible-rappin/

7. Mak0- The Jaws of Death (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/12/project-terrible-mako-the-jaws-of-death/

8. Age of Ice (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-age-of-ice-2014.html

9. The Apple (Maynard Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/06/project-terrible-apple.html

10. 100 Below Zero (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-100-below-zero-2013.html

11 and 12: Baby Geniuses/Superbabies- Baby Geniuses 2 (Maynard's Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/06/project-terrible-baby-geniuses.html

13. Bolero (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/27/project-terrible-bolero/

14. Hercules (1983) {A Life in 24 FPS}: http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/29/project-terrible-hercules/

15. Meteor Apocalypse (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-meteor-apocalypse-2010.html

16. Daniel Der Zauberer/Daniel the Wizard (Maynard's Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/06/project-terrible-daniel-der-zauberer.html

17. Space Mutiny (Maynard's Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/07/project-terrible-space-mutiny.html

18. 2012- Doomsday (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-terrible-2012-doomsday-2008.html

19. Superman: Requiem (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-terrible-superman-requiem.html

20. The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-nostalgic-awesomeness-trial-of.html

21. Thor- Hammer of the Gods (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-terrible-thor-hammer-of-gods.html

Reviews for Bob

1.Postal: http://gamingcreatively.blogspot.com/2012/03/birthday-review-from-mondo-bizarro.html

2.Nyarko-San- Another Crawling Chaos: http://gamingcreatively.blogspot.com/2013/03/birthday-review-from-mondo-bizarro.html

3. Cuticle Detective Inaba: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/03/bobs-birthday-bonanza-cuticle-detective.html

4. Animen- The Galactic Battle: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/03/bobs-birthday-bash-animen-galactic.html

5. Doggy Poo: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2016/03/bobs-birthday-review-doggy-poo.html

6. King of the Ring 1995: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2017/03/bobs-birthday-review-king-of-ring-1995.html

Reviews BY Bob

1. Narcosys: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2010/07/birthday-special-bob-reviews-narcosys.html

2. Southland Tales (Part 1): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2011/07/bob-reviews-southland-tales.html

3. Southland Tales (Part 2): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2011/07/bob-has-more-to-say-about-southland.html

4. Melancholia (Bonus): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2012/07/bob-reviews-melancholia.html

5. The Saddest Music in the World: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2012/07/bob-reviews-saddest-musical-in-world.html

6. Actium Maximus (Bonus): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2013/01/extra-review-bob-also-hates-actium.html

7. David Lynch's Inland Empire: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2013/07/bob-reviews-inland-empire.html

8. Naked Lunch: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/07/als-birthday-gift-naked-lunch.html

9. Even Dwarves Started Small: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/als-birthday-celebration-even-dwarfs.html

10. Hard to Be a God: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2016/07/als-birthday-celebration-hard-to-be-god.html

11. Freddy Got Fingered: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2017/07/als-birthday-review-freddy-got-fingered.html

12. The Time Machine (I Found At A Yard Sale): https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2017/07/worst-of-worst-time-machine-i-found-at_8.html

Bonus Round- Second Opinions

1. D.C. Sniper (Mondo Bizarro): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinions-dc.html

2. Star Wrek- In the Pirkinning (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinions-star.html

3. The Asylum's Air Collision (Mondo Bizarro): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinion-air.html

4. AE- Apocalypse Earth (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinions-ae.html