MONDO BIZARRO: Impossibly-Sad Cover Art: The Chaperone

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Impossibly-Sad Cover Art: The Chaperone

Wrestlers in movies are either hit- They Live- or miss- Hell Comes to Frogtown. Then there are movies like this...

Much like the original poster for The Tooth Fairy, this looks like a parody of movie posters.

It's not. This is real! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?

So much for being 'The Cerebral Assassin,' huh?

***USER COMMENT: 'It's like they airbrushed stupid onto his face!'***

1 comment:

Sir Jorge OrdunaJanuary 29, 2011 at 1:09 PM
i'm probably going to get buried for this, but let's think about who this movie is meant for, then secondly let's remember some of the movies from our youth and how crappy they were...i'm not saying Triple H is amazing, or that the movie going to be incredbile, but I remember watching 3 Ninjas, Surf Ninjas, and so many other ridiculous "kids films"...heck Mr Nanny? There's so many examples of terrible posters, terrible movies, and yet this one seems to be the one people are skewering...heck i recall a crap movie called The Pacifier making 100 million, and what about the movie about a hockey player that turned into, wait for it, THE TOOTH FAIRY!
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Round 18

1. Grim (Mondo Bizarro): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-grim-1995.html

2. Beyond (2014) {Mondo Bizarro}: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-beyond-2014.html

3. Homoti (Homo E.T.) {Mondo Bizarro}: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-homoti.html

4. Manos- The Hands of Fate (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/03/project-terrible-manos-the-hands-of-fate/

5. Breeders (1997) {Mondo Bizarro}: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-breeders-1997.html

6. Rappin' (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/05/project-terrible-rappin/

7. Mak0- The Jaws of Death (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/12/project-terrible-mako-the-jaws-of-death/

8. Age of Ice (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-age-of-ice-2014.html

9. The Apple (Maynard Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/06/project-terrible-apple.html

10. 100 Below Zero (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-100-below-zero-2013.html

11 and 12: Baby Geniuses/Superbabies- Baby Geniuses 2 (Maynard's Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/06/project-terrible-baby-geniuses.html

13. Bolero (A Life in 24 FPS): http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/27/project-terrible-bolero/

14. Hercules (1983) {A Life in 24 FPS}: http://alifein24fps.com/2015/06/29/project-terrible-hercules/

15. Meteor Apocalypse (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/06/project-terrible-meteor-apocalypse-2010.html

16. Daniel Der Zauberer/Daniel the Wizard (Maynard's Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/06/project-terrible-daniel-der-zauberer.html

17. Space Mutiny (Maynard's Horror Movie Diary): http://www.horrormoviediary.net/2015/07/project-terrible-space-mutiny.html

18. 2012- Doomsday (The Girl Who Loves Horror): http://thegirlwholoveshorror.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-terrible-2012-doomsday-2008.html

19. Superman: Requiem (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-terrible-superman-requiem.html

20. The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-nostalgic-awesomeness-trial-of.html

21. Thor- Hammer of the Gods (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/project-terrible-thor-hammer-of-gods.html

Reviews for Bob

1.Postal: http://gamingcreatively.blogspot.com/2012/03/birthday-review-from-mondo-bizarro.html

2.Nyarko-San- Another Crawling Chaos: http://gamingcreatively.blogspot.com/2013/03/birthday-review-from-mondo-bizarro.html

3. Cuticle Detective Inaba: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/03/bobs-birthday-bonanza-cuticle-detective.html

4. Animen- The Galactic Battle: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/03/bobs-birthday-bash-animen-galactic.html

5. Doggy Poo: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2016/03/bobs-birthday-review-doggy-poo.html

6. King of the Ring 1995: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2017/03/bobs-birthday-review-king-of-ring-1995.html

Reviews BY Bob

1. Narcosys: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2010/07/birthday-special-bob-reviews-narcosys.html

2. Southland Tales (Part 1): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2011/07/bob-reviews-southland-tales.html

3. Southland Tales (Part 2): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2011/07/bob-has-more-to-say-about-southland.html

4. Melancholia (Bonus): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2012/07/bob-reviews-melancholia.html

5. The Saddest Music in the World: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2012/07/bob-reviews-saddest-musical-in-world.html

6. Actium Maximus (Bonus): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2013/01/extra-review-bob-also-hates-actium.html

7. David Lynch's Inland Empire: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2013/07/bob-reviews-inland-empire.html

8. Naked Lunch: http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/07/als-birthday-gift-naked-lunch.html

9. Even Dwarves Started Small: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2015/07/als-birthday-celebration-even-dwarfs.html

10. Hard to Be a God: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2016/07/als-birthday-celebration-hard-to-be-god.html

11. Freddy Got Fingered: https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2017/07/als-birthday-review-freddy-got-fingered.html

12. The Time Machine (I Found At A Yard Sale): https://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2017/07/worst-of-worst-time-machine-i-found-at_8.html

Bonus Round- Second Opinions

1. D.C. Sniper (Mondo Bizarro): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinions-dc.html

2. Star Wrek- In the Pirkinning (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinions-star.html

3. The Asylum's Air Collision (Mondo Bizarro): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinion-air.html

4. AE- Apocalypse Earth (Bob): http://mondobizarrocinema.blogspot.com/2014/11/project-terrible-second-opinions-ae.html