Thursday, June 23, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Ninja Strikes Back

In Ninja Strikes Back, Bruce and his buddy need a ride to an island to rescue the women slaves from Bolo Yeung and Harold 'Oddjob' Sakata.  They go to this guy...
They wear the guy down with talk until he agrees to take them.  The trip goes fine and the group splits up, the captain opting to stay at the boat.
Unfortunately, the man is attacked in a clearing by ninjas for no good reason!
He tries to fight back, but is killed in quick fashion- Highlander style!
This is why you don't help people!  It never turns out good.  Plus, ninjas don't understand the concept of 'paying it forward.'

Up next, a two-part look at some Poor Bastards from 2009's Ninja.  The first one shows how dangerous the airport really is.  Stay tuned...

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