Thursday, June 2, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Cemetery Gates (Part 1)

While Cemetery Gates was only a decent movie (seriously, it was too random!), it did provide me with a wealth of these for updates.  Let's start with the most inexplicable one.

Two guys we've never met before are walking around.  Hey look- Bronson Cave.  Watch for the Gatoroid, Crocosaurus and/or Batman!
One of them goes into the cave, since their frisbee got tossed in there.  Seriously- that's the reason!
"Help- the cheap production values are killing me!  That and the giant Tasmanian Devil, of course."
Aww- friends to the end...literally.  By the way, you may want to move away from the corpse.
Oops- too late.  You're dead.
Just remember that you will always be remembered as the guy who was killed by this thing...
Seriously though, I don't think that these guys even had names!  They just appeared out in the woods and got killed.  No rhyme or reason to it.

Next up, a woman learns to choose between two terrible fates.  Given that she's here, you can imagine how this goes!  Stay tuned...

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