Friday, June 17, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: The Eden Formula

The Eden Formula is full of random, pointless deaths.  Much like Cemetery Gates, a whole sub-plot is relegated to just that.

This one features a guy going out to clean up the streets.  He makes a bad discovery...
What could cause such a poop?  Why it's this guy, who's hungry again...
Oh no- you ate the tiny doll dressed in the same clothes as the man too!  Have you no shame?!?
What did this guy do to deserve death?  Street-cleaning isn't exactly a crime, you know!

Next up, a man learns the danger of boating.  Thanks for all the help, Bruce Le!  Stay tuned...

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