Monday, June 11, 2012

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Tombs of the Blind Dead

Yeah, I eventually get around to updating this segment.  All good things come to those who wait, after all.

In Tombs of the Blind Dead, a great many people die.  Most of them- i.e. the Rapist- deserve it.  Some of them, however, are innocents here.  The worst one of those will be highlighted for you here and now...

Our heroine has fled the titular Tombs and is passed out in the field near the train tracks.
The son- and co-Conductor of the train insists that they help her get on before the monsters arrive.  Unfortunately, our heroine is just dead weight...
...which means that she gets on the train, while the son dies.  Real nice, lady.
In addition, the other passengers on the train get killed...and so does everyone in town.  Thanks a load, lady.
Seriously, the only reason that these people die is because of how slow the film's heroine is.  It's fight or flight- pick one!

Next up, a tour bus full of people is killed by Vampires.  Was there really a point to this?  Stay tuned...

1 comment:

  1. The movie is sometimes boring, but i like the end :-)