Thursday, May 14, 2015

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Jurassic City

I nearly forgot about this one.  Nearly!

In Jurassic City, Dinosaurs are loose in a Prison and (I guess) a City.  In said City, there are...Hello!
Our friend in orange is joined by another young lady in the Hot Tub...and a Raptor.
'Oh Hai, Raptor!  Why do you have a T-Rex head?'
'Oh crap- neither of us have names and are wearing Bikinis in a Monster Movie!'
What a headjob!
Damn- sorry, ladies.

This is what you get hot and having a Hot Tub.  If you were 2 fat guys in a Hot Tub, they probably wouldn't have even filmed you.

The lesson: don't be too hot or have a Tub that is.

Got it?

Next up, a Side Character  in a Crime Film has a Family.  They are so boned!  Stay tuned...


  1. Is the movie boring or kinda funny?

    1. That's kind of subjective.

      The Plot is so goofy that I found it funny. The generally-crappy Effects made me laugh.

      The whole thing feels like what you'd see at 2am on Syfy or something.

      If you like that kind of stuff, it will work for you.

      I hope that helps.