Friday, January 13, 2012

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Sleepaway Camp

As if you didn't know, Sleepaway Camp is the revenge tale of Angela.  Many of her victims are complete assholes who, to be fair, bring some reprisal on themselves.  These victims, however, feel a bit different...

After being tossed in the water and humiliated, Angela is led away by her cousin.  Some kids decide to throw sand at her.  This leads to...
...them being killed in their sleep with an axe!  That's a bit much, don't you think?!?
The moral here: be nice to everyone at all times, even if you don't know any better.  One of them may have no sense of scale and just straight up Lizzy Borden your ass!

Next up, a man learns that it's not safe to hike in Japan.  Oh yeah, there are bees.  Stay tuned...

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