First- a flashback showing Indian 'werewolves' fighting a pair of Victorian vampires. Why are we not watching this movie?
* This fight is over in five minutes (counting the fight involving Edward and the red-headed lady separately). Lame!
* Oh yeah, Bella is going to get married. Yea.
* Check out The Nostalgia Critic giving Bella a reaming- http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/30723-top-11-dumbasses-in-distress *