Saturday, April 16, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Hologram Man (Again)

This movie gets one last hurrah.  In the opening scene's fight, the tide turns against the villain and his thugs.  As such, his one-eyed henchman disguises himself as a cop...
In the aftermath of the battle, a cop goes over to check on him.  Kudos for using your unexplained eye-wound to your advantage...
This is what you get for helping the wounded!
Well, time to leave.  Hopefully nobody heard that gunshot.  I mean, it's not like I'm surrounded by cops...
So why does the cop need to die?  Because the henchman has to escape capture and play a part later.  They couldn't have just said that he escaped or anything.  No, we need more random murder, especially in a film that has a body count of somewhere around 200!

Next up, a man learns that being a lawyer never pays.  Well, except for all of the time that you aren't killed by mutants, anyways.  Stay tuned...

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