Friday, November 20, 2015

Poor Bastards of Cinema: He Knows You're Alone

Another random kill on a random day!

In He Knows You're Alone, our Heroine goes to a fitting for her Wedding Dress.  The Owner is covering for his Wife, who usually does this.
He seems like a nice enough guy.  Just doing his job and all.
Unfortunately, his Client has a Stalker and he's apparently jealous of this guy!
So yeah, he dies- violently!
Poor guy seemed quite nice.  Oh well- we need a body count!

The lesson: Weddings are dangerous for your health.  Just avoid them in every way.  Got it?

Next up, a random helper is killed.  You just know that he's Black, right?  Stay tuned...  

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