You're not off the hook this easy, Asylum Film!
In Frankenstein Reborn, the Doctor is coerced (by way of violence) to make a Lady Frankenstein. After one failed pick, the Creature picks a new target. Naturally, it is a Babysitter.
They already did Hooker, so it had to be either a Babysitter or a Cop.
In Horror Cliche #42, the kid thinks that the Monster is her friend.
I could kind of buy it with the Karloff Version, but look at this demonic mother#$@%er. Is he friendly-looking to you?
So he chokes the woman to death (but not the kid, I guess) and takes her back to the Lab.
Don't worry- she didn't die for nothing!
In a bit right out of The Brain That Wouldn't Die, her body will be used for the new Creature. Hurray?
Admittedly, she's yes of a Poor Bastard since something comes of her death.
In spite of that, she's still some random woman with no name that is killed by a Creature, so...qualifies.
The moral: it isn't safe to be a Babysitter anywhere. No Date Night is worth your life, ladies!
Next up, it isn't even safe to do your job. Damn you, stalkers! Stay tuned...
In Frankenstein Reborn, the Doctor is coerced (by way of violence) to make a Lady Frankenstein. After one failed pick, the Creature picks a new target. Naturally, it is a Babysitter.
They already did Hooker, so it had to be either a Babysitter or a Cop.
I could kind of buy it with the Karloff Version, but look at this demonic mother#$@%er. Is he friendly-looking to you?
In a bit right out of The Brain That Wouldn't Die, her body will be used for the new Creature. Hurray?
In spite of that, she's still some random woman with no name that is killed by a Creature, so...qualifies.
The moral: it isn't safe to be a Babysitter anywhere. No Date Night is worth your life, ladies!
Next up, it isn't even safe to do your job. Damn you, stalkers! Stay tuned...
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