I just saw this interesting new movie today, so let's induct it properly with a Poor Bastard of Cinema. It is by some young, up-and-coming Director named Hitchcock and it breaks all of the rules!
A young woman has stolen some money from her company and is getting the heck out of Dodge! People still use that expression, right?
She goes to a local Motel and settles in for the night. Naturally, we get a Shower Scene. How cliche is that in Horror Films these days? Geez!
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A mysterious lady appears, pulls open the curtain and attacks!
Damn- that bitch is scary!
After a few well-placed stabs, she goes down in dramatic fashion. Crime never pays, lady.
Naturally, we get some blood. I mean, it is a Horror Film after all.
Credit where credit is due: the use of black-and-white makes it extra effective.
Why did this lady die? Because- that's why.
While I feel for this poor, dead lady, I do see big things in this Janet Leigh and Mr. Hitchcock. Good luck!
Oh yeah and April Fools!
A young woman has stolen some money from her company and is getting the heck out of Dodge! People still use that expression, right?
Damn- that bitch is scary!
Credit where credit is due: the use of black-and-white makes it extra effective.
While I feel for this poor, dead lady, I do see big things in this Janet Leigh and Mr. Hitchcock. Good luck!
Oh yeah and April Fools!
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