Friday, May 11, 2012

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Bram Stoker's Way of the Vampire

Asylum films are full of Poor Bastards.  Hell, they're usually the guys who star in them!

In Bram Stoker's Way of the Vampire, an old man shows up to our heroes' meeting- how does he know where it is again?- and tells them that his daughter has been taken by the group.  They agree to bring him along...
...where the action stops long enough for him to run into his daughter.  What will happen?
Awww, it's a lovely family reunion.  Nothing could possibly ruin this beautiful...
Yeah, I saw that coming.  Thanks for bringing the guy along so that he could have his heart broken and his throat ripped out by his own flesh and blood.  Our heroes!
So what was the point of bringing him along then?  You had to know that this would happen!!!

Next up, a man pays the price for daring to take part in a Cart Racing cheat.  This is what you get for your sins!!!  Stay tuned...

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