Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema (Special): Watchers

As Rare of a movie as Watchers is these days, random death is quite easily found!

Essentially, the plot revolves around the boy and his dog (not those two!) going places while the monster show up later and kills people.  Case in point: they go near this guy's the creature kills him.
This future TV star goes out in the Woods with his friends...and gets killed by the monster.
The boy's Computer Class Teacher is killed while grading homework.  Why?  Because the dog showed up to class.  Thanks, dog!
This guy is the nice, friendly step-dad.  He does nothing to make you hate him, so, of course, the movie kills him violently as well.
Finally, this woman runs a motel that our heroes stay at.  She initially refuses to allow dogs, but the mother coerces her husband to make an exception.  The next morning, she's in there cleaning and *BOOM* death.
Essentially, Corey Haim and his dog that can spell words in Scrabble lead a trail of corpses about as long as the Trail of Tears!  You're the heroes of this film?  Damn!

Next up, a man learns that you have to watch out for stock footage while walking.  Incoming snow!  Stay tuned...

1 comment:

  1. When I was a kid, I thought this movie was scary as hell....