I might as well turn my new game addiction into a segment, since it is helping slow my pace of reviewing. The goal: give you life lessons- right or wrong- that I have learned from it.
1. Don't let your two wives meet.
Being the sleazy Fable character that I am, I married the woman who was described as anything but pure. I figured that she and my other wife could get a little freaky. She did not respond the way I thought she would.
Who would have guessed?
Up next, a couple lessons in safe sex from Lionhead Studios. Stay tuned...
lol dude thats fucking hilarious, I remember hitting on all of the chicks in Fable I after I got bored with my prude wife. She stopped cooking and cleaning and just complained all the time, so what did she expect??
ReplyDeleteCarl: "She stopped cooking and cleaning and just complained all the time..."
ReplyDeleteWait, you mean that's NOT normal after you've been with a chick for awhile? ;)
I figured the gamemakers would have been more inventive
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