Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Poor Bastards of Cinema: The Hateful Eight

Well, I've waited long enough.  Even so, minor SPOILER Warning...

In The Hateful Eight, a group of strangers get stuck in a Cabin.  Who is the bad guy?  Who can they trust?

Before they get there, THIS guy is along for the whole ride.  First, he has to be the only one to ride outside and keep the wagon moving...
When they get to the Cabin, he has to put the Wagon AND Horses away, while the others warm up.
Later still, he is tasked- along with one other man- with tying the line to mark the way to the Outhouse.  To say that it is an easy task would be a lie!
So....after all of that, he ends up being poisoned!
Yeah, his death is not quick, painless or easy.

Sucks to be you.
The lesson: don't run a Wagon.

I guess that's not really much of a business these days, huh?  Hmm...I guess don't drive a Cab either.

Those Rickshaws are okay- well, except for that one time.  Kind of a mixed message, huh?

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