Impossibly-Cool Cover Art: Deep Blood

Joe D'amato is a name synonymous with bad films.  Ironically, that's not even his name!  I guess it was only natural that he joined the party and ripped off Jaws too...

This...is just weird.  Either that shark is way too close to land or this cop parked his car in the ocean!  His non-reaction is what sells this though.

By the way, check out the shark with only one small row of teeth.  Someone never watched the Discovery Channel, I see.

Up next, we switch from a specific evil of the deep to a more general one.  Was this poster made in 3-D?  Stay tuned...