Impossibly Cool Cover Art: Asylum Two-Fer

After last week's debacle with Robo-Vampire, let's go with something a little more mainstream. The key word being 'little.' DVD company The Asylum is the bane of both casual viewers and film critics (as little paid as I might be). Casual fans are tricked into buying these movies or get them as gifts from unknowing parents. Critics lambaste them for their cheap tactics and even cheaper production values. These people also know how to make really eye-catching DVD covers like...
Okay, now how big must this dinosaur be? Is it 1,000,000 feet tall or what?!? If not, this is just really bad example of scale. This is a trick they used again for this movie...Yeah, that's basically the same background re-edited. I told you they were lazy. Just remember, no matter how bad this is, nothing beats this DVD cover for inappropriate use of scale...Up next, one word: Lambert! Stay tuned...