Sunday, August 21, 2016

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Piranha 3-D

While going for a different Topic, I found a perfect induction...

In Piranha 3D, a bunch of horny teenagers/young adults are on Spring Break with a Girls Gone Wild analog.

One of them goes parasailing...
Not yet knowing the threat they face, the drunk guys leave her sitting in the water.  Here they come...
It takes her screaming in pain and horror while surrounded by blood for them to finally pull her up.
...and it is too late.
The moral here: don't be a Porn Star in a Horror Film.

Really- does it ever end well for them?!?

1 comment:

  1. I saw it in the theatre in 3D. A fine use of the technology if you ask me.