Did I make the right decision? Today's Film is Black Devil Doll, a 2007 Remake of...you know what? Screw this!
I have a sneaking suspicion that if I talk about this Film at all or explain the Plot, some person might go 'Eh, I'll risk it.' You shouldn't.
The Film is dumb, foul-mouthed and intentionally breaks taboos to 'be funny.' It isn't.
Here is a short list of what the Film includes...
* Rape of a Female by a Puppet.
* Rape of a Man by a Puppet.
* Necrophilia-based Rape of 2 Females.
* A Puppet 'blowing his load' on Females both dead and alive.
* A Puppet projectile-pooping.
Look- I'm not easily offended. I've watched Dark Comedies before. I've seen brutal stuff like Cannibal Holocaust. The difference- any of those cases had a point or a message. This doesn't.
It is just being offensive to make some people laugh. I didn't. I wasted an Hour of my life (the Film is barely 70 minutes, by the way) on this, so don't waste any of yours. Just heed the sign.
Seriously- don't watch this movie. It sucks.
It sucks hard.
Do.
Not.
Watch.
It.
Ever!
The Film is dumb, foul-mouthed and intentionally breaks taboos to 'be funny.' It isn't.
Here is a short list of what the Film includes...
* Rape of a Female by a Puppet.
* Rape of a Man by a Puppet.
* Necrophilia-based Rape of 2 Females.
* A Puppet 'blowing his load' on Females both dead and alive.
* A Puppet projectile-pooping.
Look- I'm not easily offended. I've watched Dark Comedies before. I've seen brutal stuff like Cannibal Holocaust. The difference- any of those cases had a point or a message. This doesn't.
It is just being offensive to make some people laugh. I didn't. I wasted an Hour of my life (the Film is barely 70 minutes, by the way) on this, so don't waste any of yours. Just heed the sign.
It sucks hard.
Do.
Not.
Watch.
It.
Ever!
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