Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Poor Bastards of Cinema: The Barbarians

I've really missed doing this segment...so why not do another one?  Makes sense to me.

In The Barbarians, our two heroes are set up to fight each other.  They do so in front of a crowd of slaves/peasants that are probably enjoying a few moments of not being tortured.

That is, of course, until the fight comes to the wall and this guy gets his hand cut off by one of our heroes.
It takes him a moment, but he eventually feels it (it's the Carnosaur effect)!  So much for your career in Slavery!
So yeah, this guy gets his hand cut off and we never find out what happens to him.  Your body was horribly and irreversibly-mutilated for a sight gag.

Does my Insurance cover those?  I should probably check...

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