Saturday, May 13, 2017

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1986)

Another Sidaris Film and another Poor Bastard of Cinema- this time as a duo!

In Hard Ticket to Hawaii, a Couple is left on the Island for their Honeymoon.

Long after they stopped mattering to the Plot, they reappear doing a fashion shoot.
What could possibly ruin their fun?
Why, a deadly animal, of course!
The occasionally-important killer snake appears and kills them both!  They sure mattered.
Their bodies- and on inexplicable picture taken- are discovered later by our Heroines.
In summary, they go on Vacation, have the misfortune to travel with our Leads and die a violent death for no reason.

The moral: don't fly Bikini Model Airlines.  Just don't.

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