When in doubt, review a shitty horror film. Today's official review fell through, so you'll just have to be content to see me mock a bad, bad horror film Starring and Produced by Kurt Angle. If you don't know, Mr. Angle has started a Production Company- North Shore Pictures- and is making a whole slew of these movies. It started with End Game, but has really picked up with this film. With another film- Death From Above- on the horizon, it's good to take a look at this film to see what we can expect. The film stars Kurt Angle on the opposite side of the law from End Game as a local Sheriff, as well as wrestlers Kevin Nash and Sid Vicious as zombies. Bill Hinzman- aka the Writer/Director/Producer/Editor/Star of Flesheater- is on board too. The plot involves zombies being reanimated as part of a revenge scheme, but it's full of more holes than Scarface at the end of his film. As a recent release, I'm make this as SPOILER free as possible, but I have to discuss some major details. Prepare you unnatural lighting for our trip down the...
'Glacier' Lloyd as a man in the Diner who doesn't like Kurt. The point of this- there is none. In a drawn out moment, two guys on a boat are killed by unseen killers. In another error, the first man goes from having a hook through his chest to not having one from when he's first seen and when his body is found the next morning. Yet again, Kurt shows up and, yet again, he does nothing.
River of Darkness
River of Darkness [Blu-ray]