Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Titanic II

The Asylum's Titanic II has a lot of death in it, but this one stands out to me for a couple of reasons.  For one thing, it doesn't take place on the boat.

Before the wave and all of its destruction occurs, a lady and her companion are checking out a glacier's stability when the hero of the film arrives.  While they are talking about how the glacier is going to collapse soon, the other guy is taking samples...
Unfortunately, the iceberg starts to collapse.  Gee, it's like they saw that coming...
Our heroes get to the choppa while this poor guy is left out on his lonesome.  Things are so bad that he manages to glitch through the ice like a video game character.
Now it's time to say good-bye to...um, did you even get a name?  I'm too disinterested to actually check, so let's just go with 'no.'
See ya!

Next up, another Asylum film and another Poor Bastard of Cinema.  This lady learns that there is a price to pay for staying in cheap motels.  Stay tuned...

1 comment:

  1. one of the funnier scenes from this disappointing lamefest

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