Alligator is an '80s classic that mixes a message of class warfare and giant reptiles.
That's what was missing from Mega Python vs. Gatoroid!
The film also brings us a notable Poor Bastard of Cinema!
In a late scene in the film, a kid is at a pirate-themed birthday party. The kids get ready to make him 'walk the plank'...
The kids, however, don't realize that the alligator is in their pool.
In a late scene in the film, a kid is at a pirate-themed birthday party. The kids get ready to make him 'walk the plank'...
The mother turns on the pool lights, which wakes up the sleeping monster!
The kid goes for a swim and is quickly attacked!
That looks bad, but maybe someone will save him.
Maybe someone will...
Oh. Timmy...will not live.
The worst part: this scene is never addressed later. It just happens, the parents freak out and the movie continues. You don't want to dwell on this?!?
Up next, The Asylum produces a Poor Bastard of Cinema. No, it's not me. Stay tuned...
The worst part: this scene is never addressed later. It just happens, the parents freak out and the movie continues. You don't want to dwell on this?!?
Up next, The Asylum produces a Poor Bastard of Cinema. No, it's not me. Stay tuned...
This really is one of the Top Ten Poorest Bastards in Cinema, that kid is so ridiculously undeserving!
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