Monday, March 7, 2016

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Stonados

I nearly forgot about this one, but it demands to be seen!

In the Syfy Channel Original Film known as Stonados, a water funnel shows up and takes a chunk of Plymouth Rock.  I'll give you a moment to process that.
All done?

So we next see two guys playing basketball in Boston.  One of them celebrates his victory...
...and is crushed by a rock.  He dies.
Just so we're clear: a chunk of Plymouth Rock was ripped out by a water funnel, thrown through the air several miles and lands on a guy in mid-celebration.

What are the odds?!?
The lesson here: don't be cocky when you win.

That or don't be a random black guy in a Syfy Channel Film.  Try to avoid that, okay?

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