Thursday, May 12, 2011

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

The Asylum is famous for re-using locations and cutting costs.  It's only fitting then that they substituted The Bronson Caves for a mine in Africa.

Unfortunately, there is also a giant crocodile in the cave.  No, I don't know how that's plausible (or how it goes through that small entrance).
Dude- you'd better run!  Why are you still hanging around here when...
Too late- you're dead now.  Hey, I bet you thought that working for pennies a day in a mine was bad!
So yeah, this guy did absolutely nothing, other than work in a mine that happened to house the Crocosaurus.  Poor guy.

Next up, two guys learn that working on a boat can be deadly.  Damn you, Corman!  Stay tuned...

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