Really? Really? I mean, really?!? This 2006 horror film alleges to be about the creature of our youth. Oh boy, I can't wait. Let's try and find something good here. It was directed by Chuck Bowman, the man who directed...um, an episode of the Tremors show and the Sheena show. Okay, that didn't work. One of the writers was the guy who created The A-Team. Yeah, he's great and all, but is he really known for horror? It stars Lochlyn Munro, a character actor who's appeared in White Chicks, The Art of War II and Space Buddies. Yeah, I've got nothing. Let's just get right to it then. Get out your magic mirrors for my review of...
* The creature kills both of the rednecks by cutting off their 'Third Leg of Bruce Lee.' What a tiny, but traumatic injury!
* A hippie woman is killed. Apparently, waving a dreamcatcher at the killer doesn't work- unless you're in Dreamcatcher!
* A guy who's a cross between Josh Brolin and CM Punk gets killed before he can make whoopie. Thanks to bad writing, he mistakes comments made by a person in the other room as being from a person that's right on top of him.