How did I forget about this one? I just kind of let this one slip by, so...let's do this!
Into the Sun features Steven Seagal working in Japan to crack a conspiracy. He helps a random waitress with a guy hitting on her, so she follows him around trying to help. A few days later, she goes home...
To find her sister there...dead.
'Oh no, she was my sister!' Then she fell asleep.
Let's analyze this for a moment. The Yakuza, Triad and Golden Pyramid form a union to control crime in Asia. They kill one random guy as a distraction- which actually brings in all of the attention- and, as part of this, kill the sister of this lady who was marginally-connected to him.
No wonder you lost!
Oh yeah, poor lady. She was even less related to the plot than her sister!
Next up, a Janitor cleans up a Prison. That seems like a good reason to straight up murder his ass! Stay tuned...
Into the Sun features Steven Seagal working in Japan to crack a conspiracy. He helps a random waitress with a guy hitting on her, so she follows him around trying to help. A few days later, she goes home...
No wonder you lost!
Oh yeah, poor lady. She was even less related to the plot than her sister!
Next up, a Janitor cleans up a Prison. That seems like a good reason to straight up murder his ass! Stay tuned...
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