You know that awkward moment when you don't know someone's name and have to try to guess? Oftentimes, you will just pick a 'safe' answer like 'Buddy' or 'Champ.'
This is cinematic equivalent of just that...
To be fair, Quetzalcoatl *technically* qualifies as an 'American Monster.' Plus, they do mention the real title below it in quotes.
That said...this is the best title you could come up with? Let's play with this laziness and apply to it some other famous Horror Films...
* Night of the Living Dead is now Zombies in the Dark (great band name though- don't steal it!)
* Dracula is Blood Man.
* The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is now The Western Blade Killings.
Note to video releasing companies: try harder!
This is cinematic equivalent of just that...
That said...this is the best title you could come up with? Let's play with this laziness and apply to it some other famous Horror Films...
* Night of the Living Dead is now Zombies in the Dark (great band name though- don't steal it!)
* Dracula is Blood Man.
* The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is now The Western Blade Killings.
Note to video releasing companies: try harder!
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