Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Friday the 13th, Part VIII

The gang's trip to New York City goes pretty well.  I mean, besides the vicious murdering of most of them by Jason Voorhees.  It's when they get to New York itself that things turn bad.

After escaping a gang, our two leads run into the sewers with Jason in pursuit.  They run across a worker down there, who agrees to show them the exit.

However, Jason somehow gets ahead of them (in a one-way tunnel that he's never been in before, mind you) and kills the guy!  Why?  He was only trying to help!

Next up, The Asylum brings us a Poor Bastard who would not normally be pitied.  Well, they defy all other logic, so why not this?  Stay tuned...

1 comment:

  1. I'll tell you why, Mrs. Voorhees made it in to the city one day to try and steal a loaf of bread to feed her mongoloid son, and this jerk rode by her on a bike and splashed them both. REVENGE!!