Everything is better with Robots!: Halloween III

The title pretty much says it all. So many bad movies have robots in them. Why? Because robots are awesome! However, they cannot save the picture. Case in point:

Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Despite how it sounds, this is not a sequel to the Michael Meyers series, but the producers didn't want you to know that. They paid the price with the weakest performing "Halloween" film of all time. When you do worse than "Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Meyers," you have done something wrong. So this movie's plot involves a super-secret and super-crazy plot. An inventor makes a marketing campaign around kids wearing a bunch of freaky Halloween masks and watching a certain TV show. Why? Because they will explode at midnight when the show's signal hits. Why? Good question. It has something to do with his plans to make robots and replace the kids with them. Why? Stop asking me that! You're like a little kid. Seriously though, I have no freaking clue. I would rather just stick with the whole 'Michael Meyers is part of a crazy, Celtic curse' story than this. If you want to know who to blame, it's this guy...More crappy robots and crappy movies to come. Stay tuned...