Thursday, March 12, 2009

Repeat Offenders: Sarah Douglas

Evil often comes in very innocuous names. Such is the case with today's offender. Her's is a name that you may not recognize, but a face that you will. Yes, she played the female villain from "Superman II." A good movie, but not as great as the original thanks to some studio intervention. More on that in Death of a Series: Superman.Her next big film was Conan the Destroyer. Another good film, albeit more flawed than its classic predecessor. It does not go up much from here. This was followed up with The Return of Swamp Thing. I, personally, like this movie for it's tongue in cheek style and pulpy fun, but it is certainly not a 'good' movie.Next came Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time. Most people know this as the 'what the hell happened to Marc Singer's face' movie. As if that was not enough, she appeared next in Puppet Master 3: Toulon's Revenge

Do I even need to comment? I did not think so. 

 Inexplicably, she ended up in Meatballs 4. Since I have no pictures of it without boobs in them, you don't get any. Next, you have Return of the Living Dead: Part 3. While not as bad as most on this list, it is still not good. 
She followed that with Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance. Never heard of the original or this? Me neither. But, it does exist. 
Sara was also in the TV movie sequel to The Stepford Wives entitled The Stepford Husbands. Fortunately, that was the end of...oh right, that one. Her last sequel is an Chained Heat 3: Hell Mountain. In fairness, this is a fake sequel to the W.I.P. film. However, she still plays the sultry warden in a film called Hell Mountain

 At this point, I should also mention that she was in the epic fail Quest of the Delta Knights. I'm a dick like that. This is the opposite of 'Escaping the Blast,' since she jumped right into it. 

Doh!

 More offenders to come. Stay tuned...

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