Sunday, June 2, 2019

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)

It's rare that I get one of these for an Animated Film, let alone one seemingly-aimed at a younger demographic!

In Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder and Ra's Al Ghul team up.  Part of the plan- break into Arkham Asylum.
They don't mess around either!
Seriously- they just straight up start killing these guys!  This one even has Elektra's invisible shirt power!
They even work it into a montage as one Guard keeps checking the Cameras and Guards die in a flash.  There must be a dozen or so!
The final Guard is taken care of by Ghul himself.  It won't end well for him!
Earlier in the Film, Batman makes a show of getting victims out of a Plant before the Foot can attack it.  Now...everyone is dying and, well, there's no response.

The moral: don't work at Arkham.  Did you really need me to tell you that though?!?

Next time, a man checks up on his friend.  That was his last mistake!  See you then...

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