Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Skyscraper (1996)

It's been a while, but I have two from the last Film!

Let's get the second-worst one out of the way first...

In Skyscraper, Anna Nicole Smith is trapped in a Building with Terrorists.  They somehow took over, but yet dozens of people keep working unaware.

One such guy is a bit of a sleaze and takes the elevator with ANS...
The bad guys discover this and stop the elevator.  They subsequently dispatch this American Gladiator to kill the pair.
The guy freaks out in a bit of a cartoonish manner.
After a cut away to the henchman, we see him open the door and...
shoot, with the most evil expression he could muster!

Look at those eyes!
The guy is killed, but ANS escaped via the roof hatch due to her Associate Producer power to read the Script and know what to do.

This guy is still dead as hell though.
So what was his crime?  Being a bit of a pervert?  That's it?!?

The moral: don't be a creep in an elevator.  If you're nice, the Heroine might let you live.

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