Thursday, July 4, 2013

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Frankenstein Unbound

It's back- only to be killed for no good reason.  Until then, enjoy a brand new Poor Bastard...

In Unbound, Adam is running around in the Forest for no reason.  When fireworks go off, it sets him off.
He runs into some kids- let's call them Plot Device A and B- and asks them 'Who made them?'
When they cry out, a guard- armed with a whistle- shows up and...blows his whistle alot.
This angers the Creature, who decides to do the only rational thing: punch into the guy's chest and...
Rip his heart out, showing it to him before he dies.  That's...a bit much, don't you think?
Aside from just being a random Guard that's killed for no good reason, this death is also never mentioned in the film later.

It just happens, nobody notices and life moves on.  Was he married?  Did he have kids?  Oh well- nobody cared.

Next up, random girls/whores get what's coming to them.  A violent, bloody death- of course.  Stay tuned...

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