Monday, November 12, 2018

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Halloween 3- Season of the Witch (Part 1)

Samhain has come and gone, but I'm sure not going to wait until NEXT OCTOBER to use these.

In Halloween 3, we get a silly Plot involving Druids, Robots and killer masks.  They control a Town that makes the stuff, but one guy gets a bit drunk and says too much to our Lead.
Rather than attack Atkins, of course, two robot show up to threaten the man instead.
He shows surprising vigor.  Well, that or he's so wasted that common sense is out the window.
His punishment- having his head ripped off!  Ouch.
Clearly Druid-made Robots don't believe in 'a slap on the wrist.'  It's right to 'remove head from shoulders.'

The moral: don't drink and talk.  You either get killed by robots or call a Cop 'Sugar Tits.'

Next time, another random victim killed for at least a minor reason.  Even so, she's worthy of an induction.  See you then... 

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