It is fitting for this series based around the senseless killing of characters that are quickly introduced and forgotten that I've been so lax on finishing up the set. Yeah, that's the ticket.
In Big Ass Spider, said creature escapes the Hospital and is now quite big (ass). He goes to a Park and all hell breaks loose.
He does, however, make history by giving us the first Poor Bastard that I DON'T feel sorry for.
Just kidding, Lloyd. Well, kind of.
Next up, another Park visitor (wearing a kind of Ed Hardy shirt) gets stabbed through the heart (roughly) and the Spider's to blame!.
More visitors are killed as the Spider rampages. I'm getting flashbacks to that great scene from The Host (the good Korean film, not the Stephanie Meyer shit).
Oh and that is apparently getting/has gotten but we won't get in the U.S. for awhile a Sequel. Good (I hope).
More random killing. This guy reminded me at first of Angry Black Guy Almost Hit By A Car (aka the best character in The Frankenstein Theory). Was this his ultimate fate?
The Spider is finally chased away by the bait of killing our heroes, but he/she does leave a pretty big body count in his/her wake. Damn Spider- why you so mad?!?
The Spider would kill others, but they at least seemed to be a bigger part of the story. These random Park Visitors/Quinceanera Celebrators were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
The lesson: giant Spiders are dicks.
In Big Ass Spider, said creature escapes the Hospital and is now quite big (ass). He goes to a Park and all hell breaks loose.
He does, however, make history by giving us the first Poor Bastard that I DON'T feel sorry for.
Next up, another Park visitor (wearing a kind of Ed Hardy shirt) gets stabbed through the heart (roughly) and the Spider's to blame!.
Oh and that is apparently getting/has gotten but we won't get in the U.S. for awhile a Sequel. Good (I hope).
The lesson: giant Spiders are dicks.
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