Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Big Ass Spider! (Part 2)

It's been awhile, so let's resume the random, senseless killing!

After escaping the Hospital, the not-quite-yet Big Ass Spider goes into the Sewer.  Around the same time, this homeless man runs across the same location.
Will this Spider teach him to grow up like in Charlotte's Web?  Well, it looks at him and shoots at some fluid.  Maybe it just wants to help him exfoliate.  Maybe it just...
...is some sort of acid venom.

Well, it looks gross and painful, but maybe it will pass.
Hmm...it seems to be getting worse.  It does take alot of work to clean out the pores, so let's just assume that...
...it is melting his face now.  I'm about 99% sure that he's dead now.

Yeah, he's dead.
Alas poor Homeless Man- I knew you...right before they had you killed off.

Given the last time I featured one of these, I'm just going to assume that he was played by some sort of Movie Mogul that I don't recognize.

Next up, one last round of Poor Bastards from Big Ass Spider.  It's a whole lot of killing!  Stay tuned...

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