Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Savage (1995) {Part 1}

 A Film so pretentious and also stupid is going to have some collateral damage.

In Savage, our Hero is wandering around confused (that's about half of the Film) and uses a VR Phone Booth thing in this totally-normal Present Day (of 1995) setting.

Some bikers come looking for him and a fight ensues, wrecking the surrounding Magazine Stand.

You know, those totally normal Magazine Stand/VR Booths you see daily.
This poor guy sees his place wrecked AND loses some sunglasses to our Hero.

Not a Poor Bastard yet though.

A bit later, the bad guy sends his Henchman to get some information...
…and that guy kills him.

Was that necessary?

In summary, this Poor Bastard was just running a 'normal' business that got wrecked due to our Hero being there.

After that, he was killed by more bad guys due to him being there.

The lesson: play VR at home- you'll save a life!

Next time, it appears that our Hero learned ZERO lessons as he went right to a Nightclub.  This...won't be pretty.  Stay tuned...

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