Drug use has always been a part of our society. Horror films have always been a part of our society. See where this is going yet? Oddly, the mix of them has been very minimal as a whole. For the most part, you have gotten drunken idiots running into monsters, from Blood Freak to Freddy vs. Jason. A couple have crossed over this line though for humor's sake. Well, they claim it is humorous.
Scary Movie 2
This Wayans Bros classic (in the TNT sense that any film over 2 years is a classic) features the youngest brother as a stoned loser. Okay, so he's playing himself again? Got it. As part of the parody of Poltergeist, the young man is attacked by a killer plant. But this is no Hickory or Elm. Yeah, it's exactly what you are thinking. A killer pot monster.
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This was only an ancillary monster though. You want a main villain that's drug-related? Okay.
This movie is by Full Moon Entertainment, the people that brought us Puppet Master vs. the Demonic Toys and Gingerdead Man. If you already have given up on this being good, you are a smart man. This film also stars Tommy Chong, fully completing the joke without even saying anything.
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If you think that this movie cannot go anywhere but up from this crap, you are wrong. Just look at this and this before you feel like correcting me. Even if you want to view on the grounds of 'it is satire, so it does not have to make sense,' this is bad. Come on, Tommy, you can do better.*
Wait, no you can't. Carry on. You know, I did all of this without mentioning the ridiculous blood-sucking turkey from Blood Freak. Aw crap, I just did!
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More insane and ridiculous monsters to come. Stay tuned...
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