China's run of Syfy Channel-style Films has been real hit or miss.
I'm taking a break from the 15 or so they made about Sharks or Snakes to cover Bees.
Would this come back to sting me in the ass?
It's all 'Something something bees something something immortality.'
All you need to know is that it is important and...oops, killer bees.
The two groups- the Soldiers and the Survivors- meet up and we learn what the threat earlier was.
The two groups- the Soldiers and the Survivors- meet up and we learn what the threat earlier was.
If you guessed bees, you'd be wrong.
It was Dogs. Mutant Dogs.
Can our Heroes stop the killer dogs and, I guess, the swarm of bees that shows up a few times?
It was Dogs. Mutant Dogs.
Can our Heroes stop the killer dogs and, I guess, the swarm of bees that shows up a few times?
Can they stop heroically sacrificing themselves every 10 minutes?
To find out, go to Tubi now and see.
It's kind of very disappointing, to be honest.
Was I expecting a great Film? No.
Was I expecting a fun (possibly) silly Film about giant CGI Bees attacking people? Yes.
It's kind of very disappointing, to be honest.
Was I expecting a great Film? No.
Was I expecting a fun (possibly) silly Film about giant CGI Bees attacking people? Yes.
The Poster Art all promises this and the Film has none of it.
The Bees are either a vague swarm- essentially a mass of black pixels or normal-sized CGI creatures that just kind of fly around people.
I have to go rewatch Stung again. At least that one gave me what I wanted!
The Film is lacking in the silly charm that it should have- giant CGI Killer Bees- and is just kind of a so-so Action Film with very melodramatic Acting & Plot. Also, not for nothing, but half of these Films are Dubbed and half of them- like this one- are Subbed.
Can you just please pick a language format?!?
The Film isn't terrible. What's not bad is just kind of generic, everyone takes everything so bloody seriously and it is mostly about people being chased by CGI Dogs.
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