Friday, June 10, 2022

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Timebomb

 An induction that I've gone back and forth on.
Are they Poor Bastards of Cinema if they aren't good people?

In this case, I'm going with 'Yes.'

In Timebomb, a man who was programmed as a deep cover Agent is accidentally-reactivated and targeted for his knowledge.

Him and the Psychiatrist are attacked in broad daylight and flee into a Theater.
A Daytime Porno Theater.

They try to hide out, but, sadly, there are people in it.

Insert Pee Wee Herman Joke here.
Of course, the bad guys- which include Billy Blanks!- shoot up the place, killing the patrons.

I feel bad...but only a little bit.
They continue to flee from the shooters, joined by another Patron.

Pro-Tip: if they are shooting at the other people, don't follow them.
See...this happens when you do.

So he's dead.

The moral: watch Porn at home like a normal creep.  It's safer.
That was an icky one, no?

Next time, an American hangs out abroad.  What could go wrong?  See you then...

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