Saturday, July 10, 2021

Poor Bastards of Cinema: Houseboat Horror

 Australia has given us many good things.

Also Paul Hogan.


In Houseboat Horror, we get a random lady getting dropped off by our Heroes to see her boyfriend.

Hmmm...his daytime camping by himself is suspicious.

The guy at the Camp (who I don't recall is even named) is dead and the killer targets her!
He wounds her and 'plays with his food' a bit...
...before he kills her, leaving her at the camp with her dead boyfriend.
As a reminder, the killer hates Film Productions since he was 'burned' by one during a Shoot.
So why is he killing these people?

No reason.
At all.

The lesson: no camping.  It's good for FPSs and life in general.

Next up, a slightly-less random kill from the same Film.  It's just as callous though.  See you then...

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