Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Poor Bastards of Cinema: The Predator (2018)

A newer Film, but the same old case of random murder!

In The Predator, the titular being's Helmet and gauntlet end up with the son of our Hero.  He uses both to make a Halloween Costume to avoid bullies.

Yes, draw MORE attention to yourself to avoid discovery.
Since this is the world's smallest Town, the Bullies spot him.

However, the real danger is a dumbass- who lives at House #420- who throws a rock at a kid!  

This triggers the self-defense system in the helmet...
Shooting a nice hole in his body.
Ow.
Oh and BLOWING UP THE TOP STORY OF THE HOUSE!

I hope he lived alone or his Roommate was 'stuck' working the Graveyard Shift (as opposed to being sent to one tonight)!
This guy was a dick, but that seemed like an overreaction, no?  Also, they don't *state* that he was there alone, so I'm going to just assume that he had a Roommate, a Cat and an Iguana too.

The lesson: don't throw stuff.  You never know when you might do it to the wrong kid!

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