A final Asylum Film- finally!
To close out the Month, let's pivot to their rip-off of MEGAN, just in time for the Sequel to (sadly) bomb in Theaters.
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| This Doll is not in this Film. |
A young woman is troubled, raised by her widowed Dad after an accident.
The former confesses her love via letter and her friends make fun of it.
The former confesses her love via letter and her friends make fun of it.
The girl douses herself in gasoline and burns herself.
The nice girl is left with...this...doll...
The doll comes to life and gets revenge on the people who wronged the dead girl.
The doll comes to life and gets revenge on the people who wronged the dead girl.
Just kidding- she kills this Black Housekeeper who just showed up in the last Scene.
Her body is never shown or mentioned again.
I should also mention that Michael Pare plays the nice girl's Dad. He's sitting down in 95% of his Scenes and the first time we see him walk around, he gets attacked.
Her body is never shown or mentioned again.
I should also mention that Michael Pare plays the nice girl's Dad. He's sitting down in 95% of his Scenes and the first time we see him walk around, he gets attacked.
Sitting was a good idea, Michael!
The doll kills a few of her friends.
This one has a twist, so I'll hide it a bit for you. Highlight below if you want to know...
This one has a twist, so I'll hide it a bit for you. Highlight below if you want to know...
The Doll is actually the girl, who faked her death via fire. Just like The Boy.
Who will survive this land of death, interiors and L.A. B-Roll?
To find out, stream it now.
A Film that promises so little and delivers just that.
To find out, stream it now.
A Film that promises so little and delivers just that.
Fair play- you didn't make a Killer Robot Girl. She doesn't dance.
That said, you didn't do anything that's actually clever or original with this.
It's all cliche.
It's all cliche.
Hell, this one gave me flashbacks to The Jolly Monkey- a different Rip-Off you did.
That and that Elves Movie with no Elves in it (or Dan Haggerty).
That and that Elves Movie with no Elves in it (or Dan Haggerty).
This Film is just full of things that almost sound deep, are almost interesting and don't really subvert things. Did I really expect the Cop who appeared in literally one other Scene to save the day?
Of course not.
Hell, this Film didn't even appear to shoot its Cemetery Scene in an actual Cemetery. They showed B-Roll of one and then pointed a camera up from the ground at the Actors standing around a wreath of flowers.
A Film that could have tried to do literally anything different or clever. Ironically, the Film they were piggybacking on did just that (but nobody but me liked it for it).


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